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Name: SEXY
Location: California, United States
Birthday: 8/31/1987
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Member Since: 9/30/2003

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Monday, March 08, 2004

ATTENTION PEOPLE THAT READ MY XANGA... (POPULATION 1 - HILJA KOSKI) haha jk.. anyways...

NEW XANGA!!!!!!

www.xanga.com/MelodyJAG

i will no longer be updating this one. toodles


Thursday, March 04, 2004

alright my jumping beans.. i was at the gym today and i was in the jacuzzi and i was putting my feet up and feeling the bubbles until i realized i had my feet all right in front of this woman's face... err.. i didnt notice!! i was having fun playing with the bubbles and saying "bubble bubbly..bubble blub blub blub" in my mind.

America's Next Top Model makes me want to go to Italy!!.. gee itd be nice to be a model but i like food? har just kidding i know not all models are like that.. just.. ah.

JOKE: What does a fat woman do after she gets out of a car?? ...

SHE WALKS ON THE SIDEWALK!

okay, okay i know that was the BEST JOKE you have ever heard in the entire world but you have to control yourself. ahem

gee golly willikars im excited about this weekend? why? because i am. leave me alone bitch. (why do i feel like i am turning into Keith very slowly.. i mean first the penis starts growing and.. just kidding! gosh.)

L is for the way you loook at mee..
O is for the only one i see..
V is very very extraordinary..
E is even more than anyone that i adore..
   gee love must feel grand, just grand


Sunday, February 29, 2004

"I guess I prefer sausage over taco"

HAHA.. so i finally saw 50 First Dates and it was smokin!.. ok not really smokin smokin because movies  cant smoke but it was smokin.

errr man ill blog later because i have to finish my el essay-o.


Wednesday, February 25, 2004

oh my god. how embarassing.. yes everyone.. i DID write that.. its crazy!!! and it isnt that good either when i look back at it..anyways.. har har.. yeah people last year can kiss my ass but its ok because thats all done with and i am LOVIN LIFE.. and i mean lovin it.. i am totally satisfied with everything that is going on right now.. grades.. friends.. uhmm... fun.. ahem.. its all great and i thank everyone who makes it that way for me..

hmm... today? today has been eh.. you know what happened?!
I FELL DOWN THE DAMN STAIRS TODAY
yeah.. go ahead laugh.. but it hurt!!! it hurt my left ass cheek really bad.. and its still sore.. will that bruise? i love the name.. glutenous maxmus uhh ok i dont know how to spell it but im sure you know what im talking about.. ok, about my left ass cheek... IT HURTS!!! i was walking down my stairs this morning on the way to the car and i slipped because it was raining so damn much!

do you ever get hand pains from typing? err i do right now. im weird. but thats cool.

i got my play for Basic Night.. its called Compatible.. whoo hoo.. im actually satisfied with what i got.. my partner is Dylan and well... it going to be.. interesting.. you should come and see it.. if you dont.. ill hunt you down and kick your.. uhh.. television.

its like 5:47 right now and im waiting until about 6:15 to head to the gym.. ALONE today because my friend has to stay at rehearsal longer.. so im just goin solo and going to go swimming.. bla bla bla.

the nanny cracks me up.. but not as much anymore.. im kind of getting sick of it.. anyone watch the L word last weekend? it was pretty lame.. actually more like.. realllyy realllllyyy realllyyy lame..

today in English class we watched The Childrens Hour with Audrey Hepburn playing Karen.. the part i read in class when we read the play.. she's so goreous.. but does she ever wear her hair down??? i have to say that i love the story line for the Childrens Hour .. it was actually based on a true story about 2 real lesbians that got found out and separated.. then one of em committed suicide.. but in the play.. the playwrite makes only one of them a lesbian.. its really exciting and .. i dont know.. i just like the play. leave me alone.. heheh. it was made during the late 1930s and it was so riskay during those times.


Tuesday, February 24, 2004

OH DEAR GOD.

heyla ppl be underestimatin`/ but wen im thru there ain`t gon be no more haterz hatin`/ im not her to be immitatin`/ im here to fl0w mjay style/like no1 else been hearin`/mah lyrical beatz be on fire/while urz fawked up like a tangled wire/tehre ain`t no question/i`m the strongest element/dere ain`t n0thin` thats impossible/cuz i`m inevitible/im incredible/stand mah ground /and mugg at the bitches that come around/erasin` mah tracks n never bein` found/one fione pnay that got skill with rhyme/one fione pnay that no1 can beat/wat u gonna do/come up 2 me wid weak fl0ws/heyl nah nigguh/turn and go/bein heyla fake to me/then comin up to me tryin to spur out an apology/cryin to yo mama askin for help/but u got into this so ur punishment is gon be delt/with no mercy bein felt/y'all can try to fade mjay/but wen i finish wid u/u aint gon have nothing to say/your mouth left open like u been dopin/looks like i hit chu wid mie magic potion

no.. you can laugh.. cuz i did.. omg omg omg i cant believe that.. HAHAHAHAHAH no seriously.. i scare myself sometimes.. anyways.. that was freshman er sophomore  year?? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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